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After TF3 is done and over, I predict Bay's next project will be a live Naruto movie. He can perfectly follow the ROTF formula for "success", and not stray from the source at all!
1. Random , unneeded crass humor
2. Way to many character introduced, way too fast
3. The few characters you DO like either get little/no screen time, or die in seconds (maybe both if your lucky)
4. A nonsnese plot filled with MacGuffin's, that drags out longer than needed
5. Long drawn out othernonsese that has nothing to do with said plot
6. ???????
7. PROFIT!!!!


And, since we know how Bay loves his actor's here is the lazyiest Photoshop ever!

I can hear Shia saying, "Believe it!" already.

He can perfectly follow the ROTF formula for "success", and not stray from the source at all!

Isn't this a bit of a contradiction? That formula's all about pissing on the source material!

Cosbydaf wrote:

He can perfectly follow the ROTF formula for "success", and not stray from the source at all!

Isn't this a bit of a contradiction? That formula's all about pissing on the source material!

So what, you're suggesting he improve upon Naruto, instead? Not hard, but not Bay's style.

well, see what I menat was it's a win-win for Bay. He can do exactly what he did in ROTF, and still be fairly faithful to the source.

now to be fair, I do enjoy the Naruto manga *although I feel it should have ended a while ago, but that's a whole 'nother discussion* but, based off the main complaints that even "Narutards" make (excess filler) and casuals like me (time-jump ruined Hinata!) and those who despise the series with a passion (most everything else) I thought about it, and this seemed quite amusing to me, mainly for the "it wouldn't surprise me factor")

Another possibility, to go along with the 80's nostalgia revival....

Micheal Bay's
Rainbow Brite
A Micheal Bay Film

Megan Fox as Rainbow Brite? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

- Alty